HOW BIG IS HIS COCK?
Do you reckon you can tell what a guy has inside his pants?
Have you ever fancied someone, thought they would be a really good ride,
only to discover that their willy was the size of your little finger? I know I have!
Therefore I have devised a test to help you practice your skills to ensure
that this turn of events is but a distant and disappointing memory!

Simply select a button.
See if you can tell whether our stallions are hung like baby mice or randy donkeys in rut!

Reggie      
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57 year old naturist Reggie is English and loves to strut his funky stuff totally nude.
"I know I'm a little chubby," he told us, "But I love being naked!"

And why not, good on you Reg!
Wayne      
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Show-off Wayne loves to surf. "I love the girls gawping at my body. I always wear really tight speedos to exhibit my tight butt."

Is Wayne all talk and no trousers though?
Peter      
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"I'm training to be a Ninja right now." Peter told us. "It's totally awesome jumping out from behind trash cans at the Mall and scaring the crap out of people!"

Mmmm, you really are terrifying Peter.
Victor      
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"These are my first nude photos." Victor told us. "I'm quite disappointed with them actually. I had no idea I was quite so ruddy!"

Perhaps some Factor 25 would have helped Victor?
Brad      
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Computer programmer Brad is obsessed by cycling. "I love bikes and I look really sexy in my Lycra shorts, they really emphasize my packet! So sexy!"

If you say so Brad!
Frankie      
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Shopkeeper Frankie from Manchester is up from Dawn to Dusk. "My regular customers recon my new 'tash makes me look like a porn star."

What size are his meat and 2 veg? Are we talking baby carrot or butternut squash?
Steiner      
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German weightlifter Steiner has a legendary skill and has developed his cock muscle by hours of strenuous exercises.

Do you think our muscular adonis trains with a match stick or a fence post?

How many did you get?
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